malang.. (29/1o/2o10)

BISMILLAH..

malang btl aku rse semlm..
u know why?erm..cm2 jd kot..mmg bengang..
1st aku tgh ym ngn my gurl tbe2 rse nk kuar nk g reload..
coz aku nk ckp ngn die..nk calling2..
then aku pon pnjam kete mmbe aku..aku pon kuar la g kdai..
tbe2 aku t'nmpk polis sberang jln..2 la stu2 nye jln pulang..
hahaha..mmg agk bangang la..pas 2 aku pon redha je la..
nk thu sbb pe aku tkot?bkn xde lsen ar..
aku bwk duet rm5o skping je..wallet aku tggal..
dlm wallet 2 ade ic n lsen..xcuak aku klu kne than..
xpsal2 rm3o0 m'lyang nnti..aku smpai kdai 2 dlm kul 4..
pas 2 aku cm org bodo ar dok dpn kdai 2..
dok dlm kete calling2 ngn my gurl..die pon m'lyn ar aku yg tgh menggile dlm kete 2..
hahaha..thx syg..pas 2 ade ar konflik skit..
sume pnce dr aku la..hehehe..agk bongok la aku time 2..
sory k syg?sory sgt uat bby cm 2..xmo gdoh2 da k?
pas 2 aku yg agk stress drive kete yg xde arah tuju..
aku pon go straight no belok2..pas 2 aku speed up smpai xnmpk smpg 2..
then t'lnggar la tembok tpi smpg 2..damn ! kete org..
aduh aku rse down sgt2 da time 2..
xpe ar..aku byar ar..da slah aku xkn nk uat dek je an..
yg 2 aku redha je la..pas 2 kol mmbe2 xagkt..sume xde..
yg sorg 2 agkt tp xde kt hostel..
pehh ! mmg aku da xthu nk uat ape ar..
aku doa suh ujan lbat2 xoz nk suh polis 2 blar..
tp ujan rintik2 air b'gelora je..huahuahuahua..
mmg tnsion sgt2..pas 2 aku pon m'redha kn dri blar je..
polis 2 nk sman2 ar..aku xksah da..
pas 2 aku nekad mmg nk blar..otw 2 aku nmpk rmai dak2 moto kmpul kt tpi jln..
ade bwk awek..bwk bini..tah dorg nie..mslh btl..
kantoi cm 2 je ngn awek xde lsen..
hahahaha..yela mat rmpit mne pkai lsen kn?lbih ske mti ktak..
msing2 da kol sne kol sni..cri reporter ar 2..
eh trase lak aku..huhuhu..erm pas 2 aku tgk polis da xde..
eii rse nk lompat2 je dlm kete..m'mndg kn aku yg tgh drive so xleh la uat cm 2..
pas da blk 2 smbung calling2 ngn gf ku..aku ckp aku da camat..
pas 2 ade lg yg bikin aku bengang..
time nie xsure kul bpe tp yg sure after aku solat mgrib..
cite nye cmni..ade dak junior 2 gne pantry..tp die xkmas..
aku xnk la org ckp coz aku yg ske gne pantry 2..
utk m'ngelak kn bnde 2 t'jd aku pon ngn sopan n santun nye suh dak 2 kmas blk..

dialog nye bgini :

me : wei,jap lg ko kmas blk tau?aku xnk ar warden kte aku yg gne xreti kmas..
junior : g mampos la ko..
me : aish ! agk2 ar wei..aku ckp ngn ko leklok pehal ko ckp cm 2 ngn aku?ko ingt aku nie adk2 ko ke?
junior : xde respond..tp uat mke yg bikin aku tmbah hot..
me : aku thu ko kmas je..klu xciap ko..

pas 2 die diam xckp pape tp pndg aku ats bwh2..bajet aku heran..
aku bengang aku ttup lmpu pantry 2..
da 2 die leh ckp eh binatang nie..
aku yg s'mmg nye tgh hot tbe2 b'desing tlinge aku dgr p'ktaan 2..
aku cekak bju die n aku tny ape ko ckp td?ulg blk..
thu pon cuak..pas 2 thu pon nk diam..xb'sore lak..
aku pon ckp kt dak 2 mlt ko jge2 skit..jgn nk kuang ajar sgt..
aku tny die byk kli spe binatang..aku or die..
pas 2 die diam n aku bg p'nmbuk sulong aku skali..tpat kt sasaran..
mmg best..da 2 mmbe2 aku da trik..sblm nk blar 2 bg penerajang ajaib skali..
2 pon aku xpuas ati lg ngn die..
sumpah kuang ajar dak 2..ingt abis bgos ar..
erm..nie la cite2 mlg ku..nk stop ar..coz ble cite blk rse cm hot je..
huhuhuhu..cbe m'rilek kn dri..huh !
erm..nk uat cmne..mnusie ade thap ksbaran nye kn?
klu da mrh cm2 leh jd kn?
the end..adioz !

kwn ku..

BISMILLAH..

erm..aku ade knl ngn sorg dak nie..
aku knl since aku kt sni..
die ade ar chinese look..bkn stakat chinese look..
klu xprasan mmg org ckp die cine yg fasih b'bhse mlyu..
huahuahua..ok2..seyez..erm nk kte rpat xde la rpat mne..
tp d'sbb kn kteorg roomate so nk xnk knl je la an..
eh smbong lak cre aku ckp..huhuhuhu..bengong jap..
pas 2 die nie sorg yg sempoi..ckp ikot cdap ati n prasaan..
ngn aku ok je..ckp la pape pon..grau ar ksar mne pon..
xde mkne aku nk trase ngn ko apek..erm lpe lak nk gthu..
nme die hazry..tp pnggil ayie je..tp skunk nie da t'biase pnggil apek..
die pon iye kn je bgos la 2..sdar pon dri 2..
hehehe..da nk stat cite nye nie..
semlm my gurl ade chat2 ngn apek nie..dorg cite psal no fon rse nye..
n si apek nie t'lpas ckp yg die k'smpitan kwngn..erm 2 la bpe lme ko nk sorok apek?
kn da kantoi..now aku da thu..pas 2 gf aku g tny aku lak psal 2..
lg aku syak bkn2..coz aku xthu pon..
aku prasan die xkuar mkn mlm almost 1 week..ble aku ajak die ckp da knyg la ape la..
cm2 alasan la die bg..aku pon xaspect lak smpai jd cmni..
then semlm gak aku tny ape problm die sbnar nye..
die ckp die ok..n aku ckp die lately aku nmpk die laen sgt..
die ckp die ssah ati psal stdy n xckup tdo..
reason yg mmg tempah kki aku je an..then xkire ape nk jd aku pkse die cite..
bfore die cite die ade gthu aku g die xnk spe2 thu s'laen aku..
n die xnk gak ssah kn kwn2 die..
cite die cmni..ayh die bfore nie kntrktor ape tah..mkn gaji la i mean bkn keje sndri..
pas 2 ayh die uat bsnes sndri..ngn his partner la..
n now parents die 1 sen pon xde..umah xde..kete xde..NOTHING..
die ckp parents die tdo dlm kete mkn pon dlm kete..

2 pon kete kwn ayh die..nie kes kwn mkn kwn thu x..

mybe partner ayh die la 2 kot..adoyai..ape jdah la org cm 2..

m'aniaya org je..2 la org kte kwn time sng mmg rmai..

rmai sgt..xt'hingge rmai nye..tp time ssah ade kwn dtg?

xde..aku brani krat jri la..if ade is minority..

majority lpe kwn.. :(

so,sygngi la kwn,teman,rakan n sahabat anda..

n die ckp die sulong..so,die rsau psal stdy adk2 die..
adk kcik2 lg kot..n now die xthu parents die ade kt mne..
last die dok sme2 ngn mak die mse psg lgsir rye..
time rye die g jln sakan xde ar spend time ngn fmly die..
n sumpah aku speechless sgt2 ble die cite..aku prasan die nk nges coz mke die da merah gle da..
tp die cover..knon2 gelak2 n die cover yg die rilek..
yg aku xleh blar adk die slalu tny mne parents dorg..
da 2 die nk jwb ape?die jwb je la ayh n ibu g keje.. :(
time nie aku lak rse nk nges..
adoyai..bsar nye dgaan utk ko..tp kne ingt allah bg ujian ats kmmpuan hmbe nye..
be strong..now ko focus stdy ko k?
jgn pkir2 sgt psal 2..parents ko pon xnk ko rsau psal dorg..
n dorg tgh cri duet la 2..
hope ko sbar k?klu nk pape ko ckp je kt aku..
insyllah klu aku ade aku bg n klu xde kte sme2 ushe k?
aku alwayz doa kn yg t'baek utk ko..amin..

yg tlus ikhlas lg suci n murni..
ur frend..
EddySophiea a.k.a Pang Chi Lik..

Hazry Macro a.k.a Apekss

all my life.. :)

BISMILLAH..



4 u my bby..

huh !

BISMILLAH..

slm..today aku uat keje trase cm bangang pon ade.. :p
bgn kul 5.3o am..dpt msj from my gurl kul bpe tah..around 2 la..
pas 2 msj2 n die t'tdo..die t'jge coz sjok..
alololo..mnje xmy gurl?mnje kn?da agk da..
pas solat aku pon t'tdo gak..sdar2 da kul 8..
aku bgn m'nyiap kn dri g klaz..klaz aku kul 8 bgn pon kul 8..
bgos x?stdent yg baek kn?huhuhuhu..
pas dlm klaz smpai kul 1o..tbe2 next klaz xde..
aku ngn dak2 yg xexam ysterday dcide nk exam time xde klaz 2..
pas 2 mnx ngn madam n she said ok..
aku pon ngn mke yg agk bengong jwb la soklan 2..
jwb smbil snyum2..snyum coz xthu pape la..ish korg nie.. :p
paper MBE2 n 3 yg sptot nye 2 paper 2 aku jwb 6 jam tp aku jwb 3 jam je..
hahahaha..cut half of time.. :)
meaning 1 paper spatot nye 3 jam tp aku jd kn 1 stgh jam..
bgos3..i like it.. :)

ati sorg wanita..

BISMILLAH..

ske lak post psal wanita2 an?
hahaha..tah npe ngn aku pon aku xthu..
biar la..my mum wanita..adk2 ku wanita..n my gf of coz wanita..
post je la psal wanita.. :p
nk story psal ati insan yg b'gelar WANITA.. :)

SENSITIF-bkn b'mksud ske ngajok tp hnye ingin b'mnje n m'dpt kn attention yg t'syg..

CEREWET-bkn b'mksud fussy xtntu hala..kdg2 ingin lelaki m'ngikut kte2 nye skli skle..

HALUS-ibarat shelai sutera,cntik,mulus,lmbut n mudah t'carik n koyak..even wanita m'maaf kn ssorg yg laen ats sbb sesalan biase nye wanita akn ingt ksalahan t'sbut utk d'smpn jd pngajaran..bkn dendam..

IKHLAS-ikhlas sorg wanita xprlu d'ragui..

KORBAN-wanita snggup b'korban ape sje utk ssorg yg amat d'sygngi t'msok ibu bapa,ank2 n husband..wanita amat tabah..

PRIHATIN-sntiase m'merhati kn keadaan skeliling dlm diam..

MANJA-even die adlh sorg wanita yg pndai b'dkari naluri sorg wanita msih lg ttap sorg wanita..ske b'mnje hnye kpd insan yg b'nme lelaki..nmun juga sesama kaum..

EGO-wanita yg t'lalu syg kn kkasih nye snggup mnolak ketepi ego nye apabila b'semuka ngn yg d'cntai..

CINTA-cnte prtme bg wanita adlh yg plg dlm n tulus..

how 2 make woman epy? :)

BISMILLAH..

it's not difficult 2 make woman epy..
a man only need 2 be :

1. a frend..
2. a companion..
3. a lover..
4. a father..
5. a brother..
6. a master..
7. a chef..
8. an electrician..
9. a carpenter..
1o. a plumber..
11. a mechanic..
12. a decorator..
13. a stylist..
14. a gynecologist..
15. a phyhologist..
16. a healer..
17. a gud listener..
18. an organizer..
19. a gud father..
2o. very clean..
21. sympathetic..
22. athletic..
23. warm..
24. attentive..
25. intelligent..
26. funny..
27. creative..
28. tender..
29. strong..
3o. understanding..
31. tolerant..

without forgetting 2 :

1. give her compliments regularly..
2. luv shoping..
3. be honest..
4. not stress her out..
5. not look at other gurls.. :)

at the same time u must also :

1. give her lots of attention..
2. give her lots of time espclly time 4 herself..
3. give her lots of space..nver worrying about where she goes..

it's very important n nver 2 forget :

1. bufday..
2. anniversary..
3. arrangements she makes..

fendy n sofiah.. :)

BISMILLAH..

slm..korg jgn la t'lalu taksub ngn bnde nie k?
skdar pnduan mngenal dri n mngenal psgn korg..
xkire la husband,wife,bf or gf..
if btl rangsang trus dlm dri..yg slh scre kbetulan je.. :)

F-sume org m'nyayangi..
E-sntiase jd sorg yg xcited..
N-ske keje n slalu mahu kn rhat..
D-ade cre sndri utk mnilai mnusie..
Y-slalu m'jd p'nyebab pd byk mslh..

S-anda sgt broad-minded..
O-anda sorg yg b'fkiran t'buke..
F-sume org m'nyayangi..
I-anda mdah snyum n uat org lain t'snyum.. :)
A-anda jd t'lalu pndiamble ssuatu ade dlm pkiran anda..
H-anda sorg yg cemburu..